1.13.2006

Being driven a little crazy

So I had this dream last night. About this guy at work. And when I woke up I threw up a little in my mouth.

He had a multicolor penis. Black and shiny on the outside and florescent pink and yellow all over. That's really all I have to say, right?

Thought so.

6 comments:

Chrixean said...

I had a dream about a guy last night, too. Didn't make me sick at all. I guess it helps I didn't check out his....er....never mind.

Dropped by from Michele's ;-)

glomgold said...

I'm sorry, I don't know if this post or the last one makes me wanna vomit more! The lapdesk is probably a good idea as I hear pet hair can often gum up the fans and break 'em. Still, if urine couldn't do it...

Jay said...

Hmm. That's kind of gross, even not knowing your coworker.

Jamie said...

That's frigging hilarious!

VegasGustan said...

Issues. You have issues. I think they are about your father, but I am not sure. I need to consult my pocket pysch dictionary.

L said...

EEEWWW!!!

Now I'M going to have a nightmare!