11.09.2004

nebraska ave. is the only place for whores.

they want to change the name of nebraska ave. to ray charles blvd. (hey, i'm down here on the corner of ray charles and dr. martin luther king) because nebraska has been synonomous with drugs and prostitution. i say no! how else will we know how to find the heroin and pussy?

7 comments:

Mr Anigans said...

that's it...i'm boycotting nebraska

the frog princess said...
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the frog princess said...

and you thought nebraska only had wheatfields.

MooCow said...

We'd go look in your bedroom? hee hee...

Oh come on, it's almost funny....

I'm totally coming off your list of "blogs I read" after this, aren't I?

the frog princess said...

wouldn't find any contraband there -- whatdya think i have a basement for?
actually i don't have a basement. the water table would drowned anything(body) i chained to the wall.

glomgold said...

Renaming the corner might be good. Let's say you've got a business there, the "Hooker and Heroin Emporium". It's kinda catchy to tell people it's on the corner of 'Ray & MLK'.

Anonymous said...

Well, Ray Charles is synonomous with heroin and pussy as well so the overall effect will not be any differeny.

~Ivan