i've been such a clumsy oaf lately. first there was the rugburn. then there was my fall while bowling. then my toe started hurting (still hasn't gone away). this time? i fell down the stairs at work. yeah, you heard me. down. the. stairs. i missed a step and slid down about four of them on my shin, so now my right calf is completely bruised up. thankfully i didn't break anything. not that i would have been surprised.
1.31.2005
oof, i'm an oaf.
3 comments:
gosh. maybe we're related or something.
These are all just lies. The real story is that your roommate is beating you, right? Cover up those bruises with make-up, but the truth will always shine through. :-)
L -- I'd think so too, if it weren't for all those hats you cherish. i look ridiculous in hats (and i love showtunes). hehe.
VG -- since my only roommate is my boyfriend, i can tell you quite definitively that i am simply a clumsy oaf. if he were beating me i think this blog would have a completely different overtone. now, i do beat him every once in awhile but that's a different matter ...
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